DRAMA: I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly

Script:

[student 1] I know an old lady who swallowed a fly
[student 1] I don’t know why she swallowed the fly
[student 1] Maybe she’ll die

[student 2] I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
[student 2] That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
[student 1] She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
[student 1] But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly
[student 1] Maybe she’ll die

[student 3] I know an old lady who swallowed a bird
[student 3] How absurd to swallow a bird
[student 2] She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
[student 2] That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
[student 1] She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
[student 1] But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly
[student 1] Maybe she’ll die

[student 2]I know an old lady who swallowed a cat
[student 2]Imagine that. She swallowed a cat.
[student 3] She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
[student 2] She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
[student 2] That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
[student 1] She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
[student 1] But I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
[student 1] Maybe she’ll die

[student 4] I know an old lady who swallowed a dog
[student 4] Oh my god she swallowed a dog!
[student 4] She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
[student 3] She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
[student 2] She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
[student 2] That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
[student 1] She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
[student 1] But I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
[student 1] Maybe she’ll die

[student 5] I know an old lady who swallowed a goat
[student 5] Opened her throat and down went the goat!
[student 5] She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
[student 4] She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
[student 3] She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
[student 2] She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
[student 2] That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
[student 1] She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
[student 1] But I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
[student 1] Maybe she’ll die

[student 6] I know an old lady who swallowed a cow
[student 6] I don’t know how she swallowed the cow
[student 6] She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
[student 5] She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
[student 4] She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
[student 3] She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
[student 2] She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
[student 2] That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
[student 1] She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
[student 1] But I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
[student 1] Maybe she’ll die

[student 6] I know an old lady who swallowed a horse
[student 6] She’ dead of course!