DRAMA: English Jokes


Student 1 – What happens if you dial 666?
You will get some policemen upside down!

Student 2 – What dog smells like onions?
A hot dog!

Student 3 – What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard!

Student 4 – What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
A doughnut!

Student 5 – What always falls without getting hurt?

Student 6 – What is Santa’s girlfriend called?
Mary Christmas!

Student 1 – How do you stop fish from smelling?
Cut their noses off!

Student 2 – What is brown and sticky?
A stick!

Student 3 – What did the tree say to the boy?
Leaf me alone!

Student 4 – What do sheep do on sunny days?
Have a baa – baa – cue!

Student 5 – What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
French flies!

Student 6 – Where can you find an ocean without water?
On a map.

Student 1 – What should you say when you meet a ghost?
How do you boo?

Student 2 – What’s a snakes favourite subject?

Student 3 – What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Baby giraffes

Student 4 – What question can’t be answered with a yes?
Are you asleep?

Student 5 – How does Minnie Mouse go to school?
By minnie-bus!

Student 6 – Whats big, fat, grey and wears a beautiful dress?